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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 05:33 PM
Hi Everyone-

I know this topic has been covered before so sorry I am bringing it up again...

What do you know about drug testing? I am going for a new job that in order to be hired I need to pass a urine drug test. I am a daily pot smoker. How long does it stay in the system? How long do I need to stop before the test? Also what about pain pills? I like to dabble in those now and then too...are there things I can take to over ride the test???

Yikes...I am already jonesing not smoking today and I don't even know when the test will be...I guess that is a whole other story...Funny how its much easier to stop smoking for a day when I feel like it...not when I have to...

Thanks for any info...and think of me when next time you pull a tube...

Ally

 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 05:52 PM
Well, my first reaction was probably yours... Stop doing anything and everything now! Drink plenty of water and I've heard shots of vinegar are good for system cleansing - if you can swallow it! There are plenty of things that claim they can help you pass, but I think the best remedy is to start sucking on that water bottle! We're not talking about 8 glasses of 8 oz per day, I'm thinking more along the lines of, at the VERY least, 3+ liters daily. That's 6 bottles of your average size water bottle.

[Edited on 9/29/2005 by HaagenDazs]

 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 06:00 PM
Ally....if your job requires a urine test then you will not get the job.

The companies that do the tests are very well versed in the ways the folks use to 'trick them'. You will hear of 'virgin urine' and additives that you can you, etc. etc. Everyone will have a story about how 'It works 100%, Dude!!'. Don't believe it.

When you decide to grow up and join the adult world and apply for a job that requires a clean piss; then do it. Otherwise this may not be the correct forum for you to turn to.

Can I come to your house and perform ACLS on your loved one, being stoned? Should the surgeon operating on your father be high as he cuts into your fathers chest? Can I drive the school bus with 46 innocents as I think I can make that sharp curve? How about giving morphine to you? Is it 2mg or 10mg? Wow! Such Colors!!

You have already crossed one benchmark---the fact you even asked the question.

Don't ask or require one part of society to be 100% clean while you allow another to be stoned and drive my child to daycare.

Your call. Don't ask us!

Ask it of your babysitter next time.



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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 06:12 PM
Drugs suck.
 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 06:46 PM
TD-

Sorry you felt the need to go off as you did. I am applying for a creative position at an advertisng agency. I will not be performing surgery, operating heavy vehicles or even talking to small children. I don't smoke at work and I don't steal colored pencils either. Like many people I like to unwind after a long day at the office. I am not a drinker but I do enjoy a few puffs off a joint.

This thread has nothing to do with legal or moral issues. Just checking to see how long pot stays in the system.

Thanks again

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 06:47 PM
All I know is that they sell those pills that are supposed to help in like Mystics and Starships. Don't know if they work... thought'd I'd share though! Good luck!
 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 06:54 PM
Or you could just quit smoking weed!

 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 06:54 PM
Daiseymae I was comtemplating your post and thought perhaps this might be a good time to quit entirely; since you're going to have to abstain for several days anyway.

Dabbling with the pain killers is full of pitfalls and pot is still illegal. You impress me that you're relatively young. Dragging around the baggage of a drug abuse problem or a drug arrest record for the rest of your life could be problematic in your future endeavors.

Just something to consider.

Nonetheless I wish you the best.

 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 07:07 PM


Drugs are baaaad... MMmmmmmK?????????

 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 07:08 PM
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Agreed.

 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 07:35 PM
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Sorry you felt the need to go off as you did. I am applying for a creative position at an advertisng agency. I will not be performing surgery, operating heavy vehicles or even talking to small children. I don't smoke at work and I don't steal colored pencils either. Like many people I like to unwind after a long day at the office. I am not a drinker but I do enjoy a few puffs off a joint.

This thread has nothing to do with legal or moral issues. Just checking to see how long pot stays in the system.

Thanks again

Ally



I know you are getting beat up here, but I just had to respond to your response.

Why on Earth would you put something into your body that you have no idea as to how long it stays in there? It just doesn't make sense. Do your homework then make your choices, not the other way around.

 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 07:36 PM
TanDan I don't remember appointing you to speak for me, so please try not to use the word "us" next time you want to go off on some pretentious rant like that, because I wouldn't dare to speak to anyone that way, especially a complete stranger. You don't know her, you don't know what kind of job she is applying for, and you don't know that she is going to use while on that job.
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Wannabe, I would love to go off on some 'Prententious Rant' about something that I knew nothing about. I could then think that I knew everything and had answers and could call myself God. I would love to think that I knew something about canoe building or candy making or tile floor making.

What I do know is drugs.

My 'Rant' is for the future. You missed that part and I forgive you.

The poster is asking us how to get around the fact that she should be expected to be clean. Since this is an ABB forum perhaps she could ask Gregg. He may say 'STOP!' Should you listen? Nope. If Derek tells you to stop, or Warren, or SusanT, or Jaimoe, or Butch...should you stop?

No. Not even if Tandan tells you.

 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 07:46 PM
Daisymae, check your pm's.

 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 07:56 PM
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I am not a drinker but I do enjoy a few puffs off a joint.

This thread has nothing to do with legal or moral issues. Just checking to see how long pot stays in the system.

Thanks again

Ally



30 days or so for the average sized person. For a daily puffer, even if its only "a few puffs"...Id imagine longer, but while the detox stuff does work, the only real solution, especially if a hair test may be in order after/instead of the urinalisys, is to stop...but if you're a girl with really long hair, you're screwed...cause they dont test for where in the hair it is, just that its there.

 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 08:13 PM
I agree with quitting. I smoked The God given weed for 12 years. EVERYDAY. Kept my job during that time. Effects were BAD memory. Its getting better and I stopped cold turkey. Hard? Very.
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Funny how its much easier to stop smoking for a day when I feel like it...not when I have to...

Agreed If I couldn't find any I was hell. But if I had something to do where I couldn't or for some strange reason didn't want to I was fine. Mary Jane Is One Hell of a Drug!


So I'm not preaching and if there is some at the Concert in Charlotte I'm prob gonna toke it up However, it is best to quit. WE ALL KNOW THIS.

 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 08:15 PM
I am not going to argue a persons personal choices, there have been several opinions voiced, but all are opinions.

There is no simple solution other than quitting smoking NOW greatly increases your chances of passing.

Golden-seals don't work, Yellow root don't work, 28 days seems to be the magic #.....but varies from person to person.

THC is stored in the fat cells of your body, so even though you haven't smoked in weeks, you can still fail. If you are fat, you have it stored up in your body, and it may take 6-8 weeks.

Drinking pickle juice (taste better than plain vinegar) will help flush your kidneys, as well as cranberry juice. Drinking all the water you can will help, the more the better.But remember as you burn fat, the THC in those cells is released into your bloodstream, and cleansed out by your kidneys.

There are several beverages that work, but you have to follow the directions exactly, and require lots of water as well & only allow a window of purity, and you can't always be in control of the time frame.

There are additives that you can put into the sample that work(best bet for a random test), You never know how well you will be watched. They sell urine with heater packs, and if you can get by, work 100% of the time.

Never take a test 1st thing in the morning, if you do have an early test get up hours earlier and eat foods high in carbs so your body burns the simple sugars and not fat cells that contain THC. Always void as many times as possible, and flush as much as possible.

The longer urine hangs out in your body, the more chances of being polluted.

Never give the 1st spurt, let it go into the toilet, then fill the specimen cup with the middle portion of the void.

As far as non-organic substances, they are out of your system much quicker. LSD is out of your system in hours, coke or meth 3-5 days. The least harmful of all last the longest.

I feel that drug testing is an invasion of a persons personal freedom. Alcohol is far a more dangerous drug. Tobacco is far more addictive. I have voiced my opinion, but like a$$holes everyone knows one.

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 08:20 PM
Ally, go to the Philzone.
http://www.philzone.org/index-org.html (Other Stuff section)

The guys there know all the ins and outs of getting things out as quickly as possible.

On the Philzone (or the TooBoard, for that matter) you generally do not get the sweeping condemnation angle.

Sherrick is right about the hair test and Wannabee is right that there is some stuff you can get in a health food store to help you cleanse your liver and kidneys. And Yertle knows more than I ever want to know.

I must say I feel for you girl. A few puffs a day keeps the stress away. Oh yeah . . . .





[Edited on 9/30/2005 by Angelemerald]

 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 08:41 PM
LOTS of water

Start drinking 1-2 cups of cranberry or pomegranate juice per day

You can buy a detox kit at a drugstore too....Just makes u sweat and pee all the bad stuff out.

And of course just stop for a little while--Im sure you'll be able to handle it. It's just pot we're talkin about.....

 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 08:42 PM
nicely put, angelemerald. philzone has plenty of kindly, non-judgemental advice...

re testing: don't overdilute the urine by drinking too much water - it sends up a red flag.

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 08:50 PM
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Agreed.


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Agreed.


weed aint a drug


Sorry, but yes it is.

 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 08:53 PM
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What do you know about drug testing?


Test as many as possible of course. Just kidding folks, just kidding.

 

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Test as many as possible of course


Nice. Why didn't I think of that one.....Wait what were we talking about?

 

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Ally, go to the Philzone.
http://www.philzone.org/index-org.html (Other Stuff section)

The guys there know all the ins and outs of getting things out as quickly as possible.

On the Philzone (or the TooBoard, for that matter) you generally do not get the sweeping condemnation angle.

[Edited on 9/30/2005 by Angelemerald]



yeah...seems like there's a testing thread once a week on the PhilZone...it gets old.

People definately WILL go through the sweeping condemnation on the zone, its just that its always there, so its easier to ignore...there will always be folks who say "Don't Smoke" to someone looking to pass a urine test...and truth be told, its the only way you're guaranteed a pass...all the other methods may work, but not 100%.

and the fact that there are folks out there getting away with it for years isn't all that comforting...because that means their either changing jobs a lot, or their management has a reason to suspect their performance is suffering.

 

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  posted on 9/29/2005 at 09:17 PM
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all the other methods may work, but not 100%


Store bought clean urine will pass urinalysis 100% of the time

 

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