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  posted on 3/8/2005 at 11:13 AM
>15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet
>time:
>
>1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they
>aren't looking.
>
>2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
>
>3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
>
>4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'
>in housewares . . and see what happens.
>
>5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
>
>6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
>7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
>invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
>
>8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
>you people just leave me alone?'
>
>9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your
>nose.
>
>10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
>where the anti-depressants are.
>
>11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission
>Impossible"
>theme.
>
>12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
>size funnels.
>
>13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
>"PICK ME!"
>
>14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
>position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
>
>(And; last, but not least!)
>
>15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then,
>yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

 

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  posted on 3/8/2005 at 11:22 AM
you could do this in Kmart as well got to number six and was ran out of the store

 

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  posted on 3/8/2005 at 07:29 PM
I think that's a great idea....especially #1.....
 

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  posted on 3/8/2005 at 08:54 PM

 

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  posted on 3/8/2005 at 08:57 PM
and now for something completely different......
 

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  posted on 3/8/2005 at 09:40 PM
LOL,way better stuff than that happenes every day @ WM......

 

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  posted on 3/8/2005 at 09:48 PM
Im very partial to #15.... cause its something i would probably do

 

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  posted on 3/8/2005 at 11:05 PM
lmfao ! thanks

 

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  posted on 3/9/2005 at 07:58 AM
Walmart SUCKS! I won't shop at a slave store.

 

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  posted on 3/9/2005 at 11:09 AM
#15

 

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