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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 08:32 AM

Dec. 31
A Crump Street woman reported that her ex-husband came to her residence, stole $30 worth of her personal entertainment devices and damaged a $15 hoe.

i just dont know as i'd put it in the local mullet wrapper that my ex old man had come & stole my toys

 

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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 08:36 AM
Just luv BIG news in a small town.
Protect those devices at all costs, Renee.

 

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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 09:04 AM
$15 is pretty cheap for a ho... and what kind of entertainment devices were those anyway?

 

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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 09:11 AM
OMG! ROFLAO.....

 

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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 09:30 AM
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$15 is pretty cheap for a ho... and what kind of entertainment devices were those anyway?

ho toys

 

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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 09:31 AM
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Dec. 31
A Crump Street woman reported that her ex-husband came to her residence, stole $30 worth of her personal entertainment devices and damaged a $15 hoe.

i just dont know as i'd put it in the local mullet wrapper that my ex old man had come & stole my toys


LMAOOL!! Your post made my day! Thank Reneed. Rock On!

 

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Dec. 31
A Crump Street woman reported that her ex-husband came to her residence, stole $30 worth of her personal entertainment devices and damaged a $15 hoe.

i just dont know as i'd put it in the local mullet wrapper that my ex old man had come & stole my toys


LMAOOL!! Your post made my day! Thank Reneed. Rock On!

glad i could help you out there baby doll ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i just love helpin peoples

 

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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 09:52 AM
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damaged a $15 hoe.


Hope she's OK

 

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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 10:13 AM
$15.oo hoe ? The Wal-Mart syndrome is happening everywhere.

 

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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 01:50 PM
I guess the husband slipped away???

 

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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 01:58 PM
"If I can't have her....no vibrator will either!"

 

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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 02:29 PM
Good one Renee....

Several years ago, someone robbed one of our local banks with a pitchfork....
Never caught the guy....

 

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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 04:28 PM
Would this stolen device happen to go by the name of BOB?

 

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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 04:49 PM
She must be REALLY pi$$ed about that hoe being stolen.
 

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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 05:55 PM
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She must be REALLY pi$$ed about that hoe being stolen.
Bob was stolen, hoe was damaged. Don't know how you damage a hoe, unless you break the handle. In that case, it would be "hoe down."

 

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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 06:13 PM
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Good one Renee....

Several years ago, someone robbed one of our local banks with a pitchfork....
Never caught the guy....




Several years ago a guy robbed the bank right in front of where I live.

He was in drag and ran into the woods (in heels I presume). They never found him, either.

 

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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 06:40 PM
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Good one Renee....

Several years ago, someone robbed one of our local banks with a pitchfork....
Never caught the guy....





 

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  posted on 1/13/2008 at 09:56 PM
While it's not local, but is in the same "vein",

Jan, 19, 2008 Warsaw, Poland
A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side ( on the side? Really? ) while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing.

 

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  posted on 1/14/2008 at 03:33 AM
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Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side

LMAO!!! she been makin money up the fornt down the back round the side & thru the middle

 

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  posted on 1/14/2008 at 10:56 AM
In 2002, we sold my Grandmother's house, after she passed the previous year. The neighborhood had become quite run down, a prostitute stationed under the shade tree in front, sitting on a block wall waiting for business.

We had a big estate sale, sold out the furniture, etc, and much of the accumulated "stuff"--but not all. We kept all the appliances, as they would make it easier to sell the house as a rental. Also threw in whatever "stuff" was left, including some garden tools. Prospective buyer checks it out, asks what all goes with purchase. I told him, "Everything you see. You even get the hoe in back, and the ho in the front."


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