Don't click or your IP will be banned


Hittin' The Web with the Allman Brothers Band Forum
You are not logged in

< Last Thread   Next Thread ><<  1    2    3    4  >>Ascending sortDescending sorting  
Author: Subject: The Misheard Lyrics Thread

Extreme Peach





Posts: 1252
(1258 all sites)
Registered: 7/8/2004
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:28 PM
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

 

____________________
" And I've got one more silver dollar ...


 
Replies:

True Peach



Karma:
Posts: 9040
(11606 all sites)
Registered: 6/9/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:30 PM
Blinded by the light,
Wrapped up like a douche,
Another runner in the night.............

 

____________________
I don't know.
myspace.com/stulock64

 

Zen Peach



Karma:
Posts: 23560
(24062 all sites)
Registered: 1/2/2004
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:32 PM
"Hold me closer Tony Danza...."

 

____________________

 

Zen Peach



Karma:
Posts: 23560
(24062 all sites)
Registered: 1/2/2004
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:33 PM
"We've got a thing that's called...Rae Dawn Chong...."

 

____________________

 

Extreme Peach



Karma:
Posts: 1252
(1258 all sites)
Registered: 7/8/2004
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:34 PM
Since you put me down
There've been owls pukin' in my bed

(courtesy of Dave Barry)

 

____________________
" And I've got one more silver dollar ...




 

Peach Master



Karma:
Posts: 11186
(558 all sites)
Registered: 9/8/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:35 PM
"There's the bathroom on the right"

 

____________________
"Saying 'Southern Rock', is like saying, ROCK Rock." --GA

 

Extreme Peach



Karma:
Posts: 1252
(1258 all sites)
Registered: 7/8/2004
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:36 PM
(Keep 'em comin'--y'all crack me up)

Aint no woman like the one-eyed gott

 

____________________
" And I've got one more silver dollar ...




 

Zen Peach



Karma:
Posts: 23560
(24062 all sites)
Registered: 1/2/2004
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:36 PM
"High all the time, hope y'all are too
Come on little pu$$y, gonna do it to you."

 

____________________

 

True Peach



Karma:
Posts: 9040
(11606 all sites)
Registered: 6/9/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:37 PM
Bob Marley rolling in a bucket...........(From the Red Hot Chili Peppers song Give it Away)

 

____________________
I don't know.
myspace.com/stulock64

 

Peach Master



Karma:
Posts: 11186
(558 all sites)
Registered: 9/8/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:37 PM
If you live in the Chgo area you'll get this one by The Animals: "We gotta get out of Des Plaines"

 

____________________
"Saying 'Southern Rock', is like saying, ROCK Rock." --GA

 

True Peach



Karma:
Posts: 12356
(12479 all sites)
Registered: 2/25/2002
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:40 PM
Before I slapped him, a cousin of mine sang.....

"HELLO, you got me on my knees"

bluedad

 

____________________
"Political correctness is a doctrine -- fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rapidly promoted by mainstream media -- which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of $hit by the clean end."

 

World Class Peach



Karma:
Posts: 5027
(5044 all sites)
Registered: 1/27/2002
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:42 PM
One of my faves by The Stones...

"I'll never leave your pizza burnin'...'"

 
E-Mail User

Extreme Peach



Karma:
Posts: 1117
(1118 all sites)
Registered: 12/15/2003
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:48 PM
The girl with colitis goes by......

 

____________________
They say life is what you make of it. But I can't find the assembly instructions, and there seem to be extra parts.......

 

Peach Master



Karma:
Posts: 11186
(558 all sites)
Registered: 9/8/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:48 PM
quote:
The girl with colitis goes by......
LOL, never heard that before!!!!

 

____________________
"Saying 'Southern Rock', is like saying, ROCK Rock." --GA

 

True Peach



Karma:
Posts: 12356
(12479 all sites)
Registered: 2/25/2002
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:49 PM
"You can't hide HAWAIIN eyes"

bluedad

 

____________________
"Political correctness is a doctrine -- fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rapidly promoted by mainstream media -- which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of $hit by the clean end."

 

Extreme Peach



Karma:
Posts: 1117
(1118 all sites)
Registered: 12/15/2003
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:51 PM
And Wilson Pickett told Duane Allman " I don't wanna do no song about no Jews!"
Thankfully ,Skydog set him straight- na na na nana na na....

 

____________________
They say life is what you make of it. But I can't find the assembly instructions, and there seem to be extra parts.......

 

Peach Master



Karma:
Posts: 11186
(558 all sites)
Registered: 9/8/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:52 PM
LOL!!!!

 

____________________
"Saying 'Southern Rock', is like saying, ROCK Rock." --GA

 

Extreme Peach



Karma:
Posts: 1269
(1269 all sites)
Registered: 8/19/2003
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:53 PM
"Women go 'round in a circle".
 

True Peach



Karma:
Posts: 9040
(11606 all sites)
Registered: 6/9/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:55 PM
I shot the Sherry......

 

____________________
I don't know.
myspace.com/stulock64

 

Extreme Peach



Karma:
Posts: 1252
(1258 all sites)
Registered: 7/8/2004
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:57 PM
Cheese got a ticket to rye
Cheese got a ticket to rye, eye, eye
Cheese got a ticket to rye
And she don't K.
My baby donkey
My baby donkey.

 

____________________
" And I've got one more silver dollar ...




 

True Peach



Karma:
Posts: 9040
(11606 all sites)
Registered: 6/9/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 07:59 PM
quote:
Cheese got a ticket to rye
Cheese got a ticket to rye, eye, eye
Cheese got a ticket to rye
And she don't K.
My baby donkey
My baby donkey.


LMAO! That one is really funny!

 

____________________
I don't know.
myspace.com/stulock64

 

World Class Peach



Karma:
Posts: 5246
(5252 all sites)
Registered: 6/7/2003
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 08:07 PM
"There goes (Mr.) Magoo..."

Cheech in the movies: "My Scrotim..."

 

____________________
"There's only two kinds of music...The Blues and Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah"- Townes Van Zandt

 

Zen Peach



Karma:
Posts: 20943
(20942 all sites)
Registered: 6/15/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 08:16 PM
Courtesy of my three year old son Michael:

"Wasted Words-so absurd are you really sorry? yes or no."

Doug

 

____________________

 

Peach Head



Karma:
Posts: 99
(100 all sites)
Registered: 9/4/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 08:27 PM
lord i was born a manly man.....
 

Extreme Peach



Karma:
Posts: 1812
(1812 all sites)
Registered: 3/30/2003
Status: Offline

  posted on 10/6/2005 at 08:39 PM
tears I cried for that woman....they're gonna f*ck you big river....I'm-a-gonna sit right here 'til I die.
yee-haa

 
<<  1    2    3    4  >>  


Powered by XForum 1.81.1 by Trollix Software

Privacy | Terms of Service | Report Infringement | Personal Data Management | Contact Us
The ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND name, The ALLMAN BROTHERS name, likenesses, logos, mushroom design and peach truck are all registered trademarks of THE ABB MERCHANDISING CO., INC. whose rights are specifically reserved. Any artwork, visual, or audio representations used on this web site CONTAINING ANY REGISTERED TRADEMARKS are under license from The ABB MERCHANDISING CO., INC. A REVOCABLE, GRATIS LICENSE IS GRANTED TO ALL REGISTERED PEACH CORP MEMBERS FOR The DOWNLOADING OF ONE COPY FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY. ANY DISTRIBUTION OR REPRODUCTION OF THE TRADEMARKS CONTAINED HEREIN ARE PROHIBITED AND ARE SPECIFICALLY RESERVED BY THE ABB MERCHANDISING CO.,INC.
site by Hittin' the Web Group with www.experiencewasabi3d.com