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  posted on 9/7/2005 at 10:02 PM
"why are they called the allman brothers? i'm pretty sure they're not brothers. isn't one of them black?"








 
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  posted on 9/7/2005 at 10:54 PM
We're all brothers........just from different mothers.
 

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  posted on 9/7/2005 at 11:20 PM
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 04:44 AM
It's a Brotherhood.

 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 05:22 AM
That's pretty hilarious. Reminds of years ago a female friend going off on me: "How can they call it the Allman Brothers Band???!!! There's only ONE brother!! The other one is dead!!" After a lot of exasperation, I just said, "Is there anyone named Doobie in the Doobie Brothers????". That shut her up.

 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 06:03 AM
LOL robslob! That cracked me up.

 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 06:35 AM
Which one's Pink?

I'd post what my wife says about The Dead, but lots of folks don't seem to think it's funny.....

 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 07:06 AM
Uh, was it, maybe, "I'll be Grateful when they're Dead?"

 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 07:11 AM
Since you asked....last year when I decided to go to a few Dead shows, and asked my wife (who always loved GD) to come along, she said "Isn't Jerry Garcia still dead?"

I went alone to The Dead shows......

 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 07:12 AM
Does Dr. Joyce have any brothers?

 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 07:36 AM
OK, I can't help it, a Dead joke. Anyone familiar with the new flavor Ben & Jerry's issued right after Jerry Garcia died?

 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 07:41 AM
I have a feeling I dont wanna hear this one.

 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 07:43 AM
Sorry, can't help it.

***BURY GARCIA***

 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 07:55 AM
They cremated him, so I guess even at the end he wasn't into granting requests.....

 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 08:11 AM
BTW - not trying to be cuel, and neither is my wife.
She's simply not so into a Dead presentaion without Garcia.

But...this isn't the board for that tired, old, discussion.

 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 08:19 AM
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But...this isn't the board for that tired, old, discussion.


is too.

 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 08:30 AM
We have our own tired old discussion here.
 
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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 08:31 AM
Playing with your split personalities Jym?

 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 08:34 AM
Yeah - keeping up with two user's worth of PMs is a bit of a pain.

Myabe I should form the JimJym Brothers Band.
There - we're back on topic now.

 
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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 08:36 AM
Getting physical therapy for my knee the other day, my 26 yr. old therapist, who is from England, asked me who Derek Trucks is since he saw it on my shirt. I told him he's one of the lead guitar players for the ABB and he didn't know who they were! Eight or 9 other people ranging in age from 20's to 40' overheard this and got a chuckle. One of the 25 yr. olds told me the only song he knew was "Ramblin' Man". They don't know what they're missing!
 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 08:41 AM
That goes both ways - how much do you know about the Ying Yang Twins?
Are they really twins, or even related to each other at all?

 
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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 09:12 AM
So, the Thompson Twins aren't really twins?
I guess not since the two caucasin members are married to each other & the other is African-American.

 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 05:40 PM
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Getting physical therapy for my knee the other day, my 26 yr. old therapist, who is from England, asked me who Derek Trucks is since he saw it on my shirt. I told him he's one of the lead guitar players for the ABB and he didn't know who they were! Eight or 9 other people ranging in age from 20's to 40' overheard this and got a chuckle. One of the 25 yr. olds told me the only song he knew was "Ramblin' Man". They don't know what they're missing!


That's funny. I mentioned to my dental hygenist at an appointment that I wasgoing to see the Brothers at Jones Beach. She said that only was she going as well, but that she is a huge peachhead who even attended the Big House concert a couple of years ago at the Beacon.

Doug

 

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  posted on 9/8/2005 at 05:55 PM
You can't forget the stupidest question of all time:

"Isn't it called the Almond Brothers???"

 

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